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Rix (19:02:58 - 11-06) (+40/42) Link
[20:46:14] <~Wartaal> Knock Knock
[20:49:41] <~Yoghami|AFK]> Who's there?
[20:49:52] <~Wartaal> Disco
[20:50:04] <~Yoghami|AFK]> Disco who?
[20:50:07] <~Wartaal> Disconnected
[20:50:08] * ~Wartaal ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: ~< TraScript >~ - By Trace - http://trascript.trabot.net)
Audiowaste (19:07:57 - 03-07) (+29/33) Link
[22:46:49] <+Audiowaste> A while ago, I was having sex with a girl
[22:46:55] <+Audiowaste> I suddenly stopped moving
[22:47:03] <+Audiowaste> She asked: what are you doing?
[22:47:16] <+Audiowaste> I said: I have seen this on YouP*rn
[22:47:27] <+Audiowaste> "It's called buffering"
Jouri (12:05:31 - 15-05) (+18/18) Link
[13:03:39] <+Mdma`> i have a important message
[13:03:47] <+Mdma`> i think i should pass on to the admins
[13:03:51] <+Mdma`> in this case
[13:03:52] <+Mdma`> you
[13:03:52] * difo|off ([email protected]) has joined #help
[13:03:58] * irc.barafranca.com sets mode: -b *!*[email protected]
[13:04:11] <+Mdma`> Nekrofelia
[13:04:13] <@Nekrofelia> tell me
[13:04:18] <+Mdma`> You have witnessed Bramblerose kill Omerta. To auction this witness statement use the following id: 1337
Veronica (00:25:47 - 22-06) (+13/21) Link
[02:18:05] <~Soad> (No Subject)
[02:18:05] <~Soad> From: Daring
[02:18:05] <~Soad> Type: Personal
[02:18:05] <~Soad> Sent: 22-Jun @ 00:12:39
[02:18:05] <~Soad> hello, my family the best people mystery dead ((( who killed? my very cry. ý bad. because mystery dead
[02:18:28] <~Soad> xddddd
[02:18:46] <&VeroAfk> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
[02:18:49] <&Setzure> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
[02:18:51] <&Setzure> MY VERY CRY
[02:18:53] <&VeroAfk> hhahahah
[02:18:55] <&Setzure> MY VERY CRY
[02:19:14] <~Soad> agahahaha
[02:19:36] <&VeroAfk> rofl
[02:21:05] <~Barayev> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[02:21:16] * ~Barayev MÝ VERÝ CRÝ
[02:21:25] <~Barayev> loling irl.
[02:21:54] <&VeroAfk> me2
[02:21:58] <&VeroAfk> trust me
[02:22:00] <&Setzure> [21:21:34] <~Barayev> loling irl.
[02:22:01] <&Setzure> loling irl.
[02:22:04] <&VeroAfk> crying
[02:22:06] <&VeroAfk> here
[02:22:08] <&VeroAfk> xdxdxdxd
[02:22:11] <&Setzure> dude whats up
[02:22:14] <&Setzure> stfu bro, im busy
[02:22:16] <&Setzure> loling irl.
[02:22:20] <~Barayev> xddddd
[02:22:56] <~Soad> not now
[02:22:58] <~Soad> loling irl .
[02:23:35] <~Barayev> dude wait
[02:23:39] <~Barayev> loling irl.
Pils (03:39:05 - 25-06) (+11/15) Link
<~Razumihin> yeah
<~Razumihin> btw
<+Babyface> or pm
<~Razumihin> you've heard
<~Razumihin> gadafi died
<~Razumihin> ?
<~Razumihin> :w
<&Glue`> what?
<&Glue`> :o
<+Babyface> really?
<+Babyface> he died?
* &Glue` browses to newssite
<~Razumihin> yeah
<~Razumihin> Gadafi 30-03-2011 09:32:39 Soldier Vincitori
<~Razumihin> what a soldier he was
<+Babyface> haha
<&Glue`> fu
<&Glue`> xd
<&Glue`> faggot
<&Glue`> xd
<&Glue`> haha
<+Babyface> nice one Razumihin
Jouri (05:03:02 - 30-04) (+11/13) Link
[02:21:45] <+t`afk> hello
[02:22:03] <+t`afk> I'm here cause i found another bug in the game
[02:22:08] <%Belleville> yes tell me
[02:22:39] <+t`afk> ok, it's a really bad one, it might take away the not so many credibility the game still has
[02:22:44] <+t`afk> so fix it asap please
[02:22:47] <+t`afk> ASAP
[02:22:51] <%Belleville> crimes
[02:22:58] <+t`afk> worse
[02:22:58] <%Belleville> heist oc thing?
[02:23:02] <+t`afk> way worse
[02:23:28] <+t`afk> Today i raced against a girl, and she won !!
[02:23:37] <+t`afk> i couldn't beleive it :/
Jouri (11:48:31 - 15-05) (+11/11) Link
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[12:42:04] <%Exploit> What can I do for you s3rj3|work ?
[12:42:18] <+s3rj3|work> i'm paying real money to play this game
[12:42:36] <+s3rj3|work> so it is my right to ask questions
[12:42:44] <%Exploit> I'm asking what I can do for you?
[12:42:46] <+s3rj3|work> what do you wear?
[12:42:57] <+s3rj3|work> tell me what you wear
[12:43:43] <+s3rj3|work> Exploit what are you wearing?
Spy (12:52:45 - 19-06) (+10/22) Link
[14:51:21] <~Ven`> u got herpes Jollo ?
[14:51:27] <+Jollo> and if I do?
[14:51:35] <~Ven`> next time we use rubbers
sbanks (20:26:54 - 08-08) (+10/14) Link
[22:19] * &MrWhite runs around naked
[22:19] <&MrWhite> im busy
[22:19] <&Kyra> :'(
[22:19] <&Kyra> :')*
[22:19] <~sbanks> done!
[22:19] * ~sbanks runs with MrWhite
[22:19] * ~sbanks giggles
[22:19] <~sbanks> haha MrWhite his penis slaps his forhead when he runs
[22:19] * ~sbanks giggles
[22:19] <&Kyra> lmai
[22:19] <&Kyra> lmao
[22:20] <&MrWhite> lmfao
[22:20] * MrWhite is now known as MrWhite|Headache
[22:20] <&MrWhite|Headache> damn that hurts
PannaJunk (08:55:26 - 24-10) (+9/9) Link
[02:55:52] <@setz`nothere> VeroAfk
[02:55:59] <~VeroAfk> ya
[02:56:01] <@setz`nothere> logic
[02:56:01] <@setz`nothere> and
[02:56:02] <@setz`nothere> google
[02:56:02] <@setz`nothere> sff
[02:56:03] <@setz`nothere> xd
[02:56:12] <~VeroAfk> sff?
[02:56:16] <@setz`nothere> please.
[02:56:16] <@setz`nothere> xd
[02:56:50] <~VeroAfk> A small form factor (SFF) is a computer form factor designed to minimize the volume of a desktop computer. For comparison purposes, the size of an SFF case is usually measured in litres. SFFs are available in a variety of sizes and shapes, including shoeboxes, cubes, and book-sized PCs. Their smaller and often lighter construction has made them popular as home theater PCs and as gaming computers for attending LAN
[02:56:51] <~VeroAfk> ?
[02:56:52] <~VeroAfk> xd
[02:57:07] <@setz`nothere> dude
[02:57:08] <@setz`nothere> VeroAfk
[02:57:12] <@setz`nothere> sff is please
[02:57:18] <~VeroAfk> OW
[02:57:26] <~VeroAfk> what u wnt me to do?
[02:57:27] <~VeroAfk> xd
[02:57:30] <@setz`nothere> logic
[02:57:30] <@setz`nothere> google
[02:57:32] <@setz`nothere> invite
[02:57:37] <~VeroAfk> -,-
[02:57:40] <~VeroAfk> idiot
[02:57:43] <~VeroAfk> i googled sff
[02:57:44] <@setz`nothere> NO YOU
[02:57:47] <@setz`nothere> ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
[02:58:01] <@setz`nothere> your inteligence amazes me
[02:58:03] <@B\Afk> AJDHausDHSAU
Veronica (22:43:10 - 18-08) (+8/12) Link
[00:40:33] <%Hugobust> how can i help u?
[00:40:34] <+Fosatchi> hey so Hugobust
[00:40:38] <+Fosatchi> dont think im a loser
[00:40:50] <+Fosatchi> but I need to know reset dates so I can take 2 weeks off of work
[00:41:01] <+Fosatchi> They need a 2 weeks in advance notice
Kohfi_Konnekt (20:33:37 - 13-05) (+8/8) Link
[22:30:37] <04~Itsfunny|Off> Omerta is like a wife
[22:30:40] <04~Itsfunny|Off> she's getting old
[22:30:43] <04~Itsfunny|Off> fucking up the dinner
[22:30:48] <04~Itsfunny|Off> pissing all over herself
[22:30:51] <04~Itsfunny|Off> but you can't leave her
[22:30:54] <04~Itsfunny|Off> it's just wrong
Amproof (22:24:49 - 06-04) (+7/7) Link
[18:12:45] <~MrWhite> From: Dicklick
[18:12:46] <~MrWhite> Type: Personal
[18:12:46] <~MrWhite> Sent: 06-Apr @ 13:13:30
[18:12:46] <~MrWhite> Quote: Mrwhite
[18:12:46] <~MrWhite> april fools man
[18:12:46] <~MrWhite> fuckin shit. And I thought I died, so I re-birthed with a stupid name lol
[18:12:46] <~MrWhite> [Delete ([)]
[18:12:53] <~CoffeeSoph> xD
[18:12:56] <~CoffeeSoph> Hahahahahahhaa
[18:12:58] <~CoffeeSoph> Acedink xD
[18:13:00] <~CoffeeSoph> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[18:13:05] <+borro> loooooooooooooooool
[18:13:18] <+Police> :)
[18:13:19] <+Danny> oh dear
syonide (13:03:36 - 15-05) (+7/13) Link
<4[13:42:13]> <04%BadGirl> hi Redfire
<00[13:42:19]> <07+Redfire> Hi i think i have found a bug in the game ?
<03[13:42:49]> * Depressive ([email protected]) has joined #help
<04[13:42:50]> <04%BadGirl> tell me Redfire
<00[13:42:58]> <07+Redfire> the admins keep fuckin everything up
<00[13:43:00]> <07+Redfire> you could atleast put some lipstick on because i like to be kissed before you fuck me
<04[13:43:24]> <04%BadGirl> Redfire what color do you prefer?
<00[13:43:33]> <07+Redfire> red /pink :)
<04[13:44:05]> <04%BadGirl> anything else Redfire?
katje (04:36:02 - 26-08) (+6/8) Link
[23:17:16] <EP> kinda late don't you think?
[23:17:17] <~Amproof> :D
[23:17:29] <EP> question
[23:17:32] <EP> mildly serious
[23:17:35] <EP> obama
[23:17:35] <EP> or
[23:17:36] <EP> palin
[23:18:20] <~Amproof> fuck off
[23:18:22] <~Amproof> srsly
[23:18:24] <~Amproof> neither?
[23:18:38] <EP> srsly? :o as in... for real?! :o
[23:18:46] * EP chucks amproof a dueling sword
[23:18:50] <EP> hmm
[23:18:54] <EP> or would you prefere pistols? :p
[23:18:57] <EP> i'm flexable
[23:19:00] <~Amproof> One dark night
[23:19:06] <~Amproof> sorry
[23:19:07] <~Amproof> one dark day
[23:19:11] <~Amproof> two dead men got up to fight
[23:19:15] <~Amproof> back to back they faced each other
[23:19:20] <~Amproof> drew their swords and shot each other
[23:19:58] <EP> is this a riddle/joke - or the kind of weird philosophical crap female forum spammers have on their profiles? :\
[23:20:11] <~Amproof> you are asking to be kbed
[23:20:27] <~Amproof> It is like an oxymoron poem
[23:20:34] <~Amproof> one bright day in the middle of the night
[23:20:38] <~Amproof> two dead men got up to fight
[23:20:46] <~Amproof> i think thats how it goes
[23:20:48] <~Amproof> googleit
[23:21:25] <EP> a poem
[23:21:25] <EP> k
[23:21:28] <EP> got it
[23:21:31] <EP> cool stuff
[23:21:32] <EP> :p
[23:26:56] <EP> so pistols it is a guess
[23:26:59] <EP> sorry it had to come to this
[23:27:21] <EP> for real amproof, i love you - you're the only person here i more than vaguely/casually like :p
[23:27:29] * EP chucks amproof a pistol
[23:27:39] <~Amproof> :P
[23:27:48] * ~Amproof draws his pistol and walks 40 paces
[23:27:59] * EP walks 27 paces, turns, and fires
[23:28:01] <EP> lucky for a reason...
Kapow (15:05:31 - 26-08) (+6/8) Link
[17:04:27|] * +Kaapow slaps MadamBlossom around a bit with a large trout ·386·
[17:04:27|] <@TraBot> [Report] Family down: Chivas (http://com.trabot.net)
[17:04:31|] <+Kaapow> Trolololo
[17:04:34|] <+Kaapow> i slap madam
[17:04:37|] <+Kaapow> chivas goes down
[17:04:38|] <+Kaapow> :P
[17:04:51|] <+Barayev> slap her more
[17:04:52|] * +Kaapow THE MIGHTY SLAP OF KAPOW
KohfiKonnekt (22:13:29 - 30-09) (+6/8) Link
[00:12:38] * kemaleko ([email protected]) Quit (G-Lined: [#2139] bye)
[00:12:39] * hoden ([email protected]) has joined #orgcrime.dm
[00:12:55] * kemaleko ([email protected]) has joined #orgcrime.dm
Amproof (06:08:45 - 15-12) (+6/6) Link
[23:45:17] <@Amproof> I'm stuck half way thorugh a heist with a french dude
[23:45:19] <@Amproof> who can't speak englihs
[23:45:25] <+sus> sucky
[23:53:26] <+eps> Amproof
[23:53:27] <+eps> tell himl
[23:53:32] <+eps> je ne parle pas francaus
[23:53:35] <+eps> francais
[23:57:11] <+sus> then he will go
[23:57:17] <+sus> youuuu english pigdog!
[23:57:28] <+sus> i faaarrrtttt in your general direction
[23:57:42] <+sus> you son of a windowdresseerrr
[23:58:09] <+sus> iiiidespicee youu english knicketssss
[00:00:53] <+eps> eum
[00:01:00] <+eps> are you singing ?
Amproof (23:43:31 - 05-01) (+6/6) Link
[18:38:41] <+Rijst> LETS COUNT BACKWARDS FROM 38472389472389467238952735
[18:39:03] * MoesLovesPervGoddessAG is now known as Boozasji
[18:39:08] <+divimus> 38472389472389467238952734
[18:39:25] <+Rosie> i have my ow challnge here
[18:39:28] <+Rosie> own challange
[18:39:31] <+Gretchen> 38472389472389467238952733
[18:39:38] <+Boozasji> challenge
[18:39:40] <+Boozasji> ;d
[18:39:42] <+divimus> lol
[18:39:45] <+Kohfi_Konnekt> 38472389472389467238952732
[18:39:47] <+Kohfi_Konnekt> 38472389472389467238952731
[18:39:49] <+Kohfi_Konnekt> 38472389472389467238952730
[18:39:52] <+Kohfi_Konnekt> 38472389472389467238952729
[18:39:53] <+Rijst> 38472389472389467238952729
[18:39:55] <+Rijst> :|
[18:39:55] <+Kohfi_Konnekt> :@
[18:39:59] <+Gretchen> 38472389472389467238952728
[18:40:08] <@Amproof|bbs> 38472389472389467238952727
[18:40:13] <+Kohfi_Konnekt> 38472389472389467238952726
[18:40:15] <@Amproof|bbs> 38472389472389467238952725
[18:40:16] <+Kohfi_Konnekt> 38472389472389467238952724
[18:40:16] <+Rijst> in 5 versions people will ask
[18:40:18] <+Gretchen> 38472389472389467238952723
[18:40:21] <@Amproof|bbs> 38472389472389467238952722
[18:40:22] <+Kohfi_Konnekt> 38472389472389467238952721
[18:40:28] <+Rijst> what is the story behind this countinggame?
[18:40:35] <+Gretchen> 38472389472389467238952720
[18:40:36] <+Kohfi_Konnekt> 38472389472389467238952720
[18:40:39] <+Kohfi_Konnekt> 38472389472389467238952719
[18:40:42] <+Kohfi_Konnekt> 38472389472389467238952718
[18:40:45] <+Kohfi_Konnekt> Aye
[18:40:47] <+Kohfi_Konnekt> they will
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[18:40:55] <@Danny> no they wont
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<Danny> the killjoy! :P
syonide (01:21:10 - 08-05) (+6/6) Link
[02:18:00] <10+Superfly> I used to own a limo
[02:18:11] <10+Tboy> really
[02:18:14] <10+Tboy> in real life?
[02:18:18] <10+Superfly> But the last oc took care of that
[02:18:24] <10+Tboy> ffs..
[02:18:26] <10+Superfly> I mean irl ya
[02:18:29] <10+Superfly> ofc
[02:18:34] <10+Tboy> in the game
[02:18:36] <10+Tboy> on in real life
[02:18:38] <10+Tboy> or
[02:18:47] <10+Tboy> ?
[02:18:57] <10+Tboy> confused.com
[02:19:01] <04&Ladyi> In game Tboy
[02:19:06] <10+Superfly> I lost my irl limo during an irl OC
[02:19:17] <10+Tboy> what does IRL stand for?
[02:19:17] <04&Ladyi> Hahahahaha Superfly
[02:19:27] <04&Ladyi> In real life
[02:19:41] <10+Tboy> god, that was an idiot question wasnt it