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05-07 Chuck Norris under attack?
Author: sbanks
Last updated: 2296d 11h 26m 19s ago by sbanks
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Involved families: Chuck Norris, Diehard
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The Chuck Norris family is being shot at the moment.



Could it be the Boogeyman striking back?




The Diehard family seems to be the targetting Chuck Norris!

When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.


Post your best Chuck Norris jokes? xd

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Klementino (Top Diehard): Always wanted to know what would be the outcome of a fight between Chuck Norris and Bruce Willis... RIP Chuck... Hello hQ!

/q sbanks
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War started on: 20:50:03 05-07-2011 War ended on: 21:32:06 05-07-2011
Bullet difference: -23,876 War duration: 42m
Money difference: -$891,145 Players died: 3




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Dead Families:
[Chuck norris] Family down on 21:29 05-07
Deaths per family:
Sw As LC Ch Br CD GF Points
Chuck norris | swin: | assa: | lc: | chief: 1 | brug: 1 | cd: 1 | gf: | points: 42
Total | swin: 0 | assa: 0 | lc: 0 | chief: 1 | brug: 1 | cd: 1 | gf: 0 | points: 42
blabla (22:53:38 - 07-07)
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Chuck Norris never got Oskar reward for acting,cuz he never act :D
Arky (07:10:08 - 07-07)
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe , he keeps the air hostage.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj2Zf9tlg2Y
Anonymous (15:00:54 - 06-07)
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep he waits
Bones (07:46:30 - 06-07)
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On the 6th day, God said "let there be light", Chuch Norris said to God: "say please"

When Columb came back from america to europe carying the corn for the first time, Chuch Norris was already selling pop corn on the pier.

Year 1945 Americans were deciding what to send on Japan, Chuck Norris or Nuclaer bomb. They decided for mor humane choice.

=)
kajo Turkey (06:07:35 - 06-07)
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What happened when Chcuk Norris crossed the road? Nothing, Chuck Norris doesn't cross roads, they cross him, and get roundhouse kicked in the face!

and one of the my favorite: When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris

xd rip guys :/
friedel (01:19:12 - 06-07)
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Chuck Norris DOES mess with the Zohan.
Octavello United States (01:13:26 - 06-07)
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But my favorite one is quite simple, "Chuck Norris is what Willis was talkin' bout..." You might have to be an American to get that one though.
Octavello United States (01:11:33 - 06-07)
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Jesus may have walked on water, but Chuck Norris swims through land....
Lovendetta San Marino (23:12:03 - 05-07)
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gratz nice shooting diehard and klass turn your lackeys on for a very cold served revenge xD
Kyra Seychelles (22:34:01 - 05-07)
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My ultimate favorite: "Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice."

best one! _o_
Danny Tuvalu (22:31:47 - 05-07)
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Tycho at 21:18:44 on 05/07:
[23:14:41] <Tycho> I am chuck norris
[23:14:42] <Tycho> :<
[23:14:56] <@Danny> !kick Tycho
[23:14:56] * You were kicked by ChanServ ((Danny (dannyboy)) No reason given)
[23:14:56] * Attempting to rejoin channel #krays
[23:14:57] * Rejoined channel #krays
[23:14:57] * Topic is 'Krays Public Community When people fear you, you can do anything Keep it English Got trouble getting into famchan ? Pm @/&/~ '
[23:14:57] * Set by OutSoph on Sat Apr 23 21:00:39
[23:15:02] <@Danny> ha i kicked chuck norris

RIP myself :<

rih!
klassikl (22:25:57 - 05-07)
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There is no such thing as a lesbian woman, just woman who never met Chuck Norris.

And too bad the fam died. We got to level 2 by using lackeys, thats a great acomplishment.
Pretty funny usseles fam cleaning up other usseles fams xD
Boleone Serbia (22:17:19 - 05-07)
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Chuck Norris is older than his father.
:''') (22:16:33 - 05-07)
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My ultimate favorite: "Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice."
Anonymous (22:14:37 - 05-07)
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Well, Chuck Norris down ? Now we know for sure there will come a rollback :)
Redspeert Syrian Arab Republic (22:07:44 - 05-07)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA


Shit just got real holmes.
lunatiko Portugal (21:24:36 - 05-07)
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Did you know Chuck Norris had a role in Star Wars......he was the force.
sbanks Guatemala (21:22:30 - 05-07)
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Anonymous at 21:19:30 on 05/07:
Anonymous at 21:15:19 on 05/07:
btw aint admins going to rollback ? means they will be revived?>

I have logs of admins saying in #help they are not considering rollback... also awaiting confirmation on this from Brando

i really doubt there will be a rollback, though in my eyes it would be the most fair thing to do.
We will have to wait for Bramble or Brando to come with an answer, and that wont be earlier then tomorrow.

i know brando is flying to detroit at the moment. ingame that would only take 30 minutes (if you own a DC-3) but for him it will take 18 hours+
Anonymous (21:19:30 - 05-07)
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Anonymous at 21:15:19 on 05/07:
btw aint admins going to rollback ? means they will be revived?>

I have logs of admins saying in #help they are not considering rollback... also awaiting confirmation on this from Brando
Anonymous (21:19:17 - 05-07)
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Chuck Norris can stare at the sun, and the sun gets blind