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Everyone knows where this section is for, keep it clean from flaming and only posts in english are allowed.
Everyone knows where this section is for, keep it clean from flaming and only posts in english are allowed.
microbi (18:12:45 - 10-04)
Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met.
Sitting at a caf?, the little old man says, "Remember the first time I met you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner behind the gas works, and I gave you one from behind."
"Why, yes, I remember it well, dear," replies the little old lady with a grin.
"Well, for old time's sake, let's go there again. and I'll give you one from behind."
The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself, thinking it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners at it. He gets up and follows them. Sure enough, he sees the two pensioners near the gas works. The little old lady pulls off her knickers and lifts up her dress.
The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady's hips, and the little old lady reaches for the fence. Well, what follows is 40 minutes of the most athletic sex the man has ever seen. The little old man is banging away at the little old woman at a pace that can only be described as phenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is a blur, and they do not stop for a single second. Finally, they collapse and don't move for an hour.
Well, the man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything that equates to this -- not in the movies, not from his friends, not from his own experiences.
Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, "I have to know his secret. If only I could shag like that now, let alone in 50 years' time!"
The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed themselves. Plucking up courage, the man approaches the pensioner.
He says, "Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody shag like that, particularly at your age. What's your secret? Could you shag like that 50 years ago?"
The pensioner replies, "Son, 50 years ago, that fucking fence wasn't electrified."
Sitting at a caf?, the little old man says, "Remember the first time I met you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner behind the gas works, and I gave you one from behind."
"Why, yes, I remember it well, dear," replies the little old lady with a grin.
"Well, for old time's sake, let's go there again. and I'll give you one from behind."
The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself, thinking it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners at it. He gets up and follows them. Sure enough, he sees the two pensioners near the gas works. The little old lady pulls off her knickers and lifts up her dress.
The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady's hips, and the little old lady reaches for the fence. Well, what follows is 40 minutes of the most athletic sex the man has ever seen. The little old man is banging away at the little old woman at a pace that can only be described as phenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is a blur, and they do not stop for a single second. Finally, they collapse and don't move for an hour.
Well, the man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything that equates to this -- not in the movies, not from his friends, not from his own experiences.
Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, "I have to know his secret. If only I could shag like that now, let alone in 50 years' time!"
The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed themselves. Plucking up courage, the man approaches the pensioner.
He says, "Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody shag like that, particularly at your age. What's your secret? Could you shag like that 50 years ago?"
The pensioner replies, "Son, 50 years ago, that fucking fence wasn't electrified."
ITT: My stupidass country is better than your stupidass country.
inb4 Portugal sucks.
inb4 Portugal sucks.
microbi (17:51:39 - 10-04)
Just facts, flaming wont do any good...
"World education rankings: which country does best at reading, maths and science?"
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/
Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/12/7/
1291740184391/PISA-rankings-within-OECD-001.jpg
http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/
datablog/2010/dec/07/
world-education-rankings-maths-science-reading
source: guardian.co.uk, Tuesday 7 December 2010
Greetings from Finland
:w
ps. had to put links like that because I got this "Error!
You have used too long words, and therefor your comment hasn't been added. The maximum amount of characters per word is 50."
"World education rankings: which country does best at reading, maths and science?"
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/
Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/12/7/
1291740184391/PISA-rankings-within-OECD-001.jpg
http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/
datablog/2010/dec/07/
world-education-rankings-maths-science-reading
source: guardian.co.uk, Tuesday 7 December 2010
Greetings from Finland
:w
ps. had to put links like that because I got this "Error!
You have used too long words, and therefor your comment hasn't been added. The maximum amount of characters per word is 50."
Rambo (16:23:40 - 10-04)
hahaha at 15:37:08 on 10/04:
Oh my God it scares the hell out of me. Half of the people in the USA are probably drop outs with 8 years of schooling or immigrants with less. Fortunately that is also based heavily on location, where I'm from if you don't have a 4 year degree from a credited college you can't even get a good job.
me at 15:33:55 on 10/04:
uh oh don't talk about education. I'm sure there are exceptions, but as a whole, USA's education scares me.
hahaha at 15:25:23 on 10/04:
I love websites where the admins flame more than the players :')
I assure you my family income is 4 times what yours is without even asking, you are correct there are a lot of worthless people here, but if you compare our country to yours the only thing you have ever conquered is whale blubber and rotten shark meat, talking about military action is lost on deaf ears.
Congratulations at moving out of your family home at 43 years old \o/
I forgive you probably mostly due to the fact that you barely complete highschool before you are considered "educated" for a Norwegian based on your little fact list :')
I love websites where the admins flame more than the players :')
I assure you my family income is 4 times what yours is without even asking, you are correct there are a lot of worthless people here, but if you compare our country to yours the only thing you have ever conquered is whale blubber and rotten shark meat, talking about military action is lost on deaf ears.
Congratulations at moving out of your family home at 43 years old \o/
I forgive you probably mostly due to the fact that you barely complete highschool before you are considered "educated" for a Norwegian based on your little fact list :')
uh oh don't talk about education. I'm sure there are exceptions, but as a whole, USA's education scares me.
Oh my God it scares the hell out of me. Half of the people in the USA are probably drop outs with 8 years of schooling or immigrants with less. Fortunately that is also based heavily on location, where I'm from if you don't have a 4 year degree from a credited college you can't even get a good job.
You are full of shit too.
Rambo (15:54:42 - 10-04)
Redspeert at 15:39:28 on 10/04:
You are so stupid that even a redneck in Georgia would shake his head and claim the country is going to hell. I don't know your familys income, but looking at how you behave and write I'd say its a small amount - Unless the welfare is really good in the states of america. What you are right about is conquering, as we kinda stopped that around 1000 years ago and became civilized, somthing you and your likes yet have failed to become. I'd tell you about the warfare of Scandinavia from 700 to around 1050, but its a waste of typing as you are most likley too stupid to even understand the easiest parts.
And about education, don't make me laugh buddy. Your country education is a joke compared to most countries - maybe you beat some of the east european countries, but it will be a hard race.
hahaha at 15:25:23 on 10/04:
I love websites where the admins flame more than the players :')
I assure you my family income is 4 times what yours is without even asking, you are correct there are a lot of worthless people here, but if you compare our country to yours the only thing you have ever conquered is whale blubber and rotten shark meat, talking about military action is lost on deaf ears.
Congratulations at moving out of your family home at 43 years old \o/
I forgive you probably mostly due to the fact that you barely complete highschool before you are considered "educated" for a Norwegian based on your little fact list :')
I love websites where the admins flame more than the players :')
I assure you my family income is 4 times what yours is without even asking, you are correct there are a lot of worthless people here, but if you compare our country to yours the only thing you have ever conquered is whale blubber and rotten shark meat, talking about military action is lost on deaf ears.
Congratulations at moving out of your family home at 43 years old \o/
I forgive you probably mostly due to the fact that you barely complete highschool before you are considered "educated" for a Norwegian based on your little fact list :')
You are so stupid that even a redneck in Georgia would shake his head and claim the country is going to hell. I don't know your familys income, but looking at how you behave and write I'd say its a small amount - Unless the welfare is really good in the states of america. What you are right about is conquering, as we kinda stopped that around 1000 years ago and became civilized, somthing you and your likes yet have failed to become. I'd tell you about the warfare of Scandinavia from 700 to around 1050, but its a waste of typing as you are most likley too stupid to even understand the easiest parts.
And about education, don't make me laugh buddy. Your country education is a joke compared to most countries - maybe you beat some of the east european countries, but it will be a hard race.
Fuck off hey.
The only thing wrong with our education system is people choose to not go. You cannot compare ours to other countries that have 1/10th the population and are run with a socialist government.
Redspeert at 15:39:28 on 10/04:
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And about education, don't make me laugh buddy. Your country education is a joke compared to most countries - maybe you beat some of the east european countries, but it will be a hard race.
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And about education, don't make me laugh buddy. Your country education is a joke compared to most countries - maybe you beat some of the east european countries, but it will be a hard race.
I'm east European, and trust me , at least till recently, people who finished uni here, had a hell lot of more knowledge then most west European ones.
Since we started to "copy" the west model everything went down hill
hahaha at 15:25:23 on 10/04:
I love websites where the admins flame more than the players :')
I assure you my family income is 4 times what yours is without even asking, you are correct there are a lot of worthless people here, but if you compare our country to yours the only thing you have ever conquered is whale blubber and rotten shark meat, talking about military action is lost on deaf ears.
Congratulations at moving out of your family home at 43 years old \o/
I forgive you probably mostly due to the fact that you barely complete highschool before you are considered "educated" for a Norwegian based on your little fact list :')
I love websites where the admins flame more than the players :')
I assure you my family income is 4 times what yours is without even asking, you are correct there are a lot of worthless people here, but if you compare our country to yours the only thing you have ever conquered is whale blubber and rotten shark meat, talking about military action is lost on deaf ears.
Congratulations at moving out of your family home at 43 years old \o/
I forgive you probably mostly due to the fact that you barely complete highschool before you are considered "educated" for a Norwegian based on your little fact list :')
You are so stupid that even a redneck in Georgia would shake his head and claim the country is going to hell. I don't know your familys income, but looking at how you behave and write I'd say its a small amount - Unless the welfare is really good in the states of america. What you are right about is conquering, as we kinda stopped that around 1000 years ago and became civilized, somthing you and your likes yet have failed to become. I'd tell you about the warfare of Scandinavia from 700 to around 1050, but its a waste of typing as you are most likley too stupid to even understand the easiest parts.
And about education, don't make me laugh buddy. Your country education is a joke compared to most countries - maybe you beat some of the east european countries, but it will be a hard race.
me at 15:33:55 on 10/04:
uh oh don't talk about education. I'm sure there are exceptions, but as a whole, USA's education scares me.
hahaha at 15:25:23 on 10/04:
I love websites where the admins flame more than the players :')
I assure you my family income is 4 times what yours is without even asking, you are correct there are a lot of worthless people here, but if you compare our country to yours the only thing you have ever conquered is whale blubber and rotten shark meat, talking about military action is lost on deaf ears.
Congratulations at moving out of your family home at 43 years old \o/
I forgive you probably mostly due to the fact that you barely complete highschool before you are considered "educated" for a Norwegian based on your little fact list :')
I love websites where the admins flame more than the players :')
I assure you my family income is 4 times what yours is without even asking, you are correct there are a lot of worthless people here, but if you compare our country to yours the only thing you have ever conquered is whale blubber and rotten shark meat, talking about military action is lost on deaf ears.
Congratulations at moving out of your family home at 43 years old \o/
I forgive you probably mostly due to the fact that you barely complete highschool before you are considered "educated" for a Norwegian based on your little fact list :')
uh oh don't talk about education. I'm sure there are exceptions, but as a whole, USA's education scares me.
Oh my God it scares the hell out of me. Half of the people in the USA are probably drop outs with 8 years of schooling or immigrants with less. Fortunately that is also based heavily on location, where I'm from if you don't have a 4 year degree from a credited college you can't even get a good job.
sbanks at 15:30:37 on 10/04:
Human Development Index
oh shit. even my country is above the mighty united states... viva la netherlands
hahaha at 15:25:23 on 10/04:
I love websites where the admins flame more than the players :')
I assure you my family income is 4 times what yours is without even asking, you are correct there are a lot of worthless people here, but if you compare our country to yours the only thing you have ever conquered is whale blubber and rotten shark meat, talking about military action is lost on deaf ears.
Congratulations at moving out of your family home at 43 years old \o/
I forgive you probably mostly due to the fact that you barely complete highschool before you are considered "educated" for a Norwegian based on your little fact list :')
I love websites where the admins flame more than the players :')
I assure you my family income is 4 times what yours is without even asking, you are correct there are a lot of worthless people here, but if you compare our country to yours the only thing you have ever conquered is whale blubber and rotten shark meat, talking about military action is lost on deaf ears.
Congratulations at moving out of your family home at 43 years old \o/
I forgive you probably mostly due to the fact that you barely complete highschool before you are considered "educated" for a Norwegian based on your little fact list :')
Human Development Index
oh shit. even my country is above the mighty united states... viva la netherlands
.910 and .910 are the same :')
Don't get me wrong, there are a lot of crap places here, see new orleans and everywhere within 100 miles, Missouri Mississippi and half of the immigrants here living in sheds. But that isn't where I'm from praise Allah o/
If I had a choice I would probably move, but not being fortunate enough to travel and see the world until probably 2 years from now I can't say where there are better living conditions :)
(and I hate the cold, you can keep the netherlands too) LOL
me (15:33:55 - 10-04)
hahaha at 15:25:23 on 10/04:
I love websites where the admins flame more than the players :')
I assure you my family income is 4 times what yours is without even asking, you are correct there are a lot of worthless people here, but if you compare our country to yours the only thing you have ever conquered is whale blubber and rotten shark meat, talking about military action is lost on deaf ears.
Congratulations at moving out of your family home at 43 years old \o/
I forgive you probably mostly due to the fact that you barely complete highschool before you are considered "educated" for a Norwegian based on your little fact list :')
I love websites where the admins flame more than the players :')
I assure you my family income is 4 times what yours is without even asking, you are correct there are a lot of worthless people here, but if you compare our country to yours the only thing you have ever conquered is whale blubber and rotten shark meat, talking about military action is lost on deaf ears.
Congratulations at moving out of your family home at 43 years old \o/
I forgive you probably mostly due to the fact that you barely complete highschool before you are considered "educated" for a Norwegian based on your little fact list :')
uh oh don't talk about education. I'm sure there are exceptions, but as a whole, USA's education scares me.
hahaha at 15:25:23 on 10/04:
I love websites where the admins flame more than the players :')
I assure you my family income is 4 times what yours is without even asking, you are correct there are a lot of worthless people here, but if you compare our country to yours the only thing you have ever conquered is whale blubber and rotten shark meat, talking about military action is lost on deaf ears.
Congratulations at moving out of your family home at 43 years old \o/
I forgive you probably mostly due to the fact that you barely complete highschool before you are considered "educated" for a Norwegian based on your little fact list :')
I love websites where the admins flame more than the players :')
I assure you my family income is 4 times what yours is without even asking, you are correct there are a lot of worthless people here, but if you compare our country to yours the only thing you have ever conquered is whale blubber and rotten shark meat, talking about military action is lost on deaf ears.
Congratulations at moving out of your family home at 43 years old \o/
I forgive you probably mostly due to the fact that you barely complete highschool before you are considered "educated" for a Norwegian based on your little fact list :')
Human Development Index
oh shit. even my country is above the mighty united states... viva la netherlands
I love websites where the admins flame more than the players :')
I assure you my family income is 4 times what yours is without even asking, you are correct there are a lot of worthless people here, but if you compare our country to yours the only thing you have ever conquered is whale blubber and rotten shark meat, talking about military action is lost on deaf ears.
Congratulations at moving out of your family home at 43 years old \o/
I forgive you probably mostly due to the fact that you barely complete highschool before you are considered "educated" for a Norwegian based on your little fact list :')
I assure you my family income is 4 times what yours is without even asking, you are correct there are a lot of worthless people here, but if you compare our country to yours the only thing you have ever conquered is whale blubber and rotten shark meat, talking about military action is lost on deaf ears.
Congratulations at moving out of your family home at 43 years old \o/
I forgive you probably mostly due to the fact that you barely complete highschool before you are considered "educated" for a Norwegian based on your little fact list :')
hahaha at 15:10:12 on 10/04:
hahah Mr Norway started a comparison to the USA about winning wars thats very funny, I forgot what they have ever even contributed to. Also I take back the statement about coming for you, we don't need anything out of that poor dump. Unless 4 month old rotted whale blubber can cure cancer you can keep it :')
hahah Mr Norway started a comparison to the USA about winning wars thats very funny, I forgot what they have ever even contributed to. Also I take back the statement about coming for you, we don't need anything out of that poor dump. Unless 4 month old rotted whale blubber can cure cancer you can keep it :')
Norway has a functional and growing economy, whilst 40% of the usa gets food from foodstamps. And per citizen we earn much more than USA. All in all, Norway is just better to live in. If you don't belive me, do some googeling and see what the UN says.
http://bit.ly/ap7PG0
"According to the 2010 Global Human Development Report (GHDR), released yesterday in New York, Norway ranks first out of 169 countries with a score of 0.938. This is a slight decline in comparison to 2009, when Norway scored 0.971.
Life expectancy in Norway is 81 years and the average Gross Domestic Product per capita is USD 58,810, the report shows. The average person also attends school for 12.6 years."
So no, you can keep your poor economy and the poor people for yourself, Mr. Foodstamp.
Anonymous at 10:20:12 on 10/04:
Those countries will pay dearly price before becoming stable. Or might not become.
I think a pandora box was openand now no one knows how to close it.
Anonymous at 08:22:13 on 10/04:
Irak and Lybia FTW !!!
Anonymous at 01:36:00 on 10/04:
Depends on what you define as goal.
e.g. if you define as the goal of the Iraq war to remove Saddam Hussein, then it was undoubtedly a succesful war.
If you define as the goal, remove Saddam Hussein, establish a stable state (or even democratic state), then it is a fail. (ok, that was doomed to fail though).
It's all question of definition. And no, I don't consider the Iraq war to be a success.
Same problems with Lybia. But the yanks might want to argue about it. :')
Redspeert at 14:27:16 on 09/04:
Kinda like usa then, unless you go almost 70 years back. Or do you consider Vietnam and Korea victories?
Zombie at 14:12:37 on 09/04:
Only war Turks can win is online ;)
Only war Turks can win is online ;)
Kinda like usa then, unless you go almost 70 years back. Or do you consider Vietnam and Korea victories?
Depends on what you define as goal.
e.g. if you define as the goal of the Iraq war to remove Saddam Hussein, then it was undoubtedly a succesful war.
If you define as the goal, remove Saddam Hussein, establish a stable state (or even democratic state), then it is a fail. (ok, that was doomed to fail though).
It's all question of definition. And no, I don't consider the Iraq war to be a success.
Same problems with Lybia. But the yanks might want to argue about it. :')
I think a pandora box was openand now no one knows how to close it.
They are all successful to the goal of the people behind closed doors pushing for them, we are bored overpopulated and conquering a little at a time ;) We're comin for ya ;)
hahah Mr Norway started a comparison to the USA about winning wars thats very funny, I forgot what they have ever even contributed to. Also I take back the statement about coming for you, we don't need anything out of that poor dump. Unless 4 month old rotted whale blubber can cure cancer you can keep it :')
Anonymous at 13:21:04 on 09/04:
Why doesn't everyone just play their own game, instead of 'all turks stay together' bullshit. This game isn't about your origin. Some people seriously take this game too serious ;P
Why doesn't everyone just play their own game, instead of 'all turks stay together' bullshit. This game isn't about your origin. Some people seriously take this game too serious ;P
Some people aren't intelligent enough to realize we are all just people with different ideals :')
I love culture people and languages, but hey when some uneducated uncultured moron starts slinging words around because he feels inadequate even a few normal players get involved ;)
Anonymous (13:16:24 - 10-04)
Anonymous at 10:16:27 on 10/04:
The Oracle says that Messina and and Supermazia and their long blood list will be shot in first war.
The Oracle says that Messina and and Supermazia and their long blood list will be shot in first war.
The Oracle can suck my dick.
Anonymous (10:27:15 - 10-04)
Anonymous at 14:34:08 on 09/04:
Nah ,
Was only getting irritated about all the "turks are bad, dutch are evil, portuguese are nasty etc etc.
Most people just don't realize if you talk that way you stop talking about individuals with all the consequences that will take with it :s
Nah ,
Was only getting irritated about all the "turks are bad, dutch are evil, portuguese are nasty etc etc.
Most people just don't realize if you talk that way you stop talking about individuals with all the consequences that will take with it :s
Novu at 14:28:23 on 09/04:
I only point 3 fingers towards myself. Do I point in a weird way? xD
Anonymous at 14:21:25 on 09/04:
Isn't it true that most people who point one finger to the "other" person (group) is pointing four fingers at themselves.
Judge people on who they are not what they are and this should count for every race , gender , religion etc.
Isn't it true that most people who point one finger to the "other" person (group) is pointing four fingers at themselves.
Judge people on who they are not what they are and this should count for every race , gender , religion etc.
I only point 3 fingers towards myself. Do I point in a weird way? xD
I'm portuguese, and I think that portuguese can't work together.
I can't work with portuguese, I rather work or play with turks or dutchies.
Anonymous (10:20:12 - 10-04)
Anonymous at 08:22:13 on 10/04:
Irak and Lybia FTW !!!
Anonymous at 01:36:00 on 10/04:
Depends on what you define as goal.
e.g. if you define as the goal of the Iraq war to remove Saddam Hussein, then it was undoubtedly a succesful war.
If you define as the goal, remove Saddam Hussein, establish a stable state (or even democratic state), then it is a fail. (ok, that was doomed to fail though).
It's all question of definition. And no, I don't consider the Iraq war to be a success.
Same problems with Lybia. But the yanks might want to argue about it. :')
Redspeert at 14:27:16 on 09/04:
Kinda like usa then, unless you go almost 70 years back. Or do you consider Vietnam and Korea victories?
Zombie at 14:12:37 on 09/04:
Only war Turks can win is online ;)
Only war Turks can win is online ;)
Kinda like usa then, unless you go almost 70 years back. Or do you consider Vietnam and Korea victories?
Depends on what you define as goal.
e.g. if you define as the goal of the Iraq war to remove Saddam Hussein, then it was undoubtedly a succesful war.
If you define as the goal, remove Saddam Hussein, establish a stable state (or even democratic state), then it is a fail. (ok, that was doomed to fail though).
It's all question of definition. And no, I don't consider the Iraq war to be a success.
Same problems with Lybia. But the yanks might want to argue about it. :')
I think a pandora box was openand now no one knows how to close it.
Anonymous (10:16:27 - 10-04)
The Oracle says that Messina and and Supermazia and their long blood list will be shot in first war.
Anonymous (08:22:13 - 10-04)
Anonymous at 01:36:00 on 10/04:
Depends on what you define as goal.
e.g. if you define as the goal of the Iraq war to remove Saddam Hussein, then it was undoubtedly a succesful war.
If you define as the goal, remove Saddam Hussein, establish a stable state (or even democratic state), then it is a fail. (ok, that was doomed to fail though).
It's all question of definition. And no, I don't consider the Iraq war to be a success.
Same problems with Lybia. But the yanks might want to argue about it. :')
Redspeert at 14:27:16 on 09/04:
Kinda like usa then, unless you go almost 70 years back. Or do you consider Vietnam and Korea victories?
Zombie at 14:12:37 on 09/04:
Only war Turks can win is online ;)
Only war Turks can win is online ;)
Kinda like usa then, unless you go almost 70 years back. Or do you consider Vietnam and Korea victories?
Depends on what you define as goal.
e.g. if you define as the goal of the Iraq war to remove Saddam Hussein, then it was undoubtedly a succesful war.
If you define as the goal, remove Saddam Hussein, establish a stable state (or even democratic state), then it is a fail. (ok, that was doomed to fail though).
It's all question of definition. And no, I don't consider the Iraq war to be a success.
Same problems with Lybia. But the yanks might want to argue about it. :')
Just facts, flaming wont do any good...
"World education rankings: which country does best at reading, maths and science?"
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/
Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/12/7/
1291740184391/PISA-rankings-within-OECD-001.jpg
http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/
datablog/2010/dec/07/
world-education-rankings-maths-science-reading
source: guardian.co.uk, Tuesday 7 December 2010
Greetings from Finland
:w
ps. had to put links like that because I got this "Error!
You have used too long words, and therefor your comment hasn't been added. The maximum amount of characters per word is 50."
use the BB code --> [ url= "http...."> name [ /url ]