Critycal at 14:35:05 on 22/06:

Aww poor t-dog is back for more!
How can I ignore you getting buttfucked when you're so eager to mention me at every occasion? Gotta laugh at something, right?

I see you like to distract people from your horrible failure (what time is it by now? number 50?) with some empty remarks towards me but let's not derail this discussion: you keep proving that you help families to win, only to get dumped by them in the end.
This only proves that point. You keep denying it and try to insult me on every occasion so you can find someone that gets more community attention to waver away yours.

Yes guys; I make fun of Horde who make themselves the bitch of every turk with a following. Nice find on the crytycal one, bit of a shame you had to put a hyphen in between to make your point. People have been doing fine without it for the last few years.

Honestly, I didn't feel like spending more time on kicking people who are already ashamed but you seem interested and you actually have the idea that you've done well over the years, so here we go, an analysis of the difference between what you're saying and what you're doing, get a translator or something because you're either horribly stupid or you have 0 comprehension of what's actually said:

You give me and Colossal or Blacksea as an example of your relationship with Winterhill and why they would be dogs in my words.
A bloodship is something that contains mutual respect, I respect Colossal as much as they respect us, same goes for Blacksea. Nice try at turning the tables btw but you're not even close, show me the last time we stabbed a family who helped us win.
That's why we rank with them whenever they ask us, we shoot for them, we help them out when they need it. Same goes the other way around. Instead of beating them down before the finish line we end together with them. That's what seperates friends from dogs.
Also; you're comparing us to Winterhill now, who stabbed you, the dog. Show me where I've stabbed a family who didn't attempt to pull the same on me. Maraz and Timeless were the only exceptions in the last 3 years, since they were proven to be attempting a stab on us.
In none of the events we were the ones taking the dick, so as I said, none of what you try to turn around towards us is actually applicable
Your point is invalid.

The only English part that your handicapped cousin Ralf has is probably some remaining inbred genes from a British holiday skank that got filled up by 30 moustached men in her apartment in Antalya, because it's getting painful to even do an attempt at figuring out what he's saying, so I'll be solidary and not take everything he says literally.

Calling me uneducated? Are you just trying to score easily here or you are so delusional that you think people here expect me to be dumber than you? Hell, if I was as stupid as you I wouldn't have won all the versions you've horribly lost.

"And dear all, whoever wants to play with this guy, whoever wants to be blood with this guy, just look the way how he see the things. Whenever you defend him, he will say cocksuckers and dogs of mine doing good job. my semens are in their mouth etc."
LOL, wait, you guys are actually serious? First Ralf who claimed Siberia (who's ended up on top on nearly every version we've finished) are dogs, and now you are trying to make me look like someone who abuses his bloods?
Have you had even 1 single moment where you didn't have shit in your eyes during the versions we've played? Because we've defended our bloods. We've finished with them. None of them have been dumped in the end just for the sake of dumping them. Get your facts straight, you can't just assume everyone plays this game as braindead as you and your buttbuddies.

Once again, try not to derail the discussion but actually answer what I asked you the moment you and your tops tried to reverse this:


And even if all the things you said would be true, and I look at my bloods the way your bloods treat you; do you honestly think I'm the one who invented calling you a dog?
Dude, the entire fucking game has your lot as laughing stock. Get a fucking grip lol, you're literally everyone's bitch on every occasion and you still try to defend yourself by pointing fingers at people more successful.

And before you get the idea I actually spend time on laughing at you because you seem like a viable threat to me: not at all kiddo, don't make me remember you of when we killed the dons and toprankers of you and your blood the moment you tried to challenge us for Detroit and you did NOTHING about it, you just let them die and took the dicks like the dogs you are.
Sure you can dig up some articles where you were part of a way larger group attacking us, but let me remind you of how much of a dog you are: you actually helped us win our last version because you are so stupid that you had the idea that killing Timeless would help you while you are planning on us the weeks before that. I can't even explain the amount of retardation that occured there.

Before people will take this as "LOL YOU CARE TOO MUCH"; none of the recent events bother me even the slightest bit, I actually applaud my kanka Tunc for feeding you the dick, you don't deserve anything else and it would be a shame if you had misplaced bragging rights for another version where you only played to be number 2 at best. The amounts of nonsense and retarded remarks by said Horde tops are just too much to handle in a more compact comment, hence the length.

Maybe check out your OBN profile and look at your comment history and your actual results; you'll conclude the same as Winterhill concluded:
barking dogs don't bite.

Snooker at 13:14:07 on 22/06:

I love the way how you are avoiding all the questions asked about your shitty gamestyle and blooding logic. You just complain about others which not even playing in the current version. You're just making a fool of yourself.

I'm kind of surprised that you didn't help winterhill by killing your own members though. Respect to that.

Critycal at 11:38:53 on 22/06:
Care to elaborate or did you already realise that it doesn't make sense?

I love how you all find to relate this to us though, can't say it's not pleasing to see you're still spooked of a family that hasn't been up for an extended amount of time (last time was October even, lmfao).
Maybe blame us for Winterhill stabbing you while you're at it?

nice try on the elementary level of flames btw, must be delightful to see your families tops get raped by the family they're sucking up to (not that horde members would be surprised after the copious amounts of semen you've swallowed) and all they can say to someone who responds to you taking the dick once again is another way of saying "no u"

suppressor at 20:16:42 on 13/06:


horde will shoot the stragglers left over after the war... just enough to get their names in a war report.

Anonymous at 12:41:16 on 13/06:

Proud puppet dog to the rescue!!

suppressor at 20:24:48 on 12/06:

I call lies. I've worked with them before and they never have bullets. Always rely on others to shoot for them.

Critycal at 10:45:44 on 08/06:
Haha I think they are already sucking each other out by responding same shit which is posted before,

These haters need to shut up with their big nonsense because all they are wanting is attention wastemans.

Raja ignore these fucktards pussies.

Well done with the article.

#GoRajaTeam

Anonymous at 09:59:27 on 20/03:
Horde dogs dying like flies :)

no anarchy or siberia this time to suck what?
always sucking the dick of some big families for the first war...

and now u cant even fight if u don suck fucking shame family

Critycal at 19:07:09 on 28/12:
Adults win versions, adults don't suck dicks to finish along ;)

Critycal at 18:51:07 on 28/12:
Hahahahaha Prestige the most honorful family in the game!!! very punisher much betrayal

Critycal at 13:13:30 on 15/12:
It might be hard to understand with your maggot brain but Winter winning versions like this isn't because of themselves, it's because of all the fams that dont play for pride that support them, hence the not taking it personal, since Winter has no reason to reject all the support people offer them, but deep inside you knew that's what it meant, you just want to score easily by throwing some random lines you've heard before in a sequence.
I remember you telling me last version how proud you were that you haven't stabbed in 3 versions, amazing effort! If that's the highest achievement you're able to achieve I'll hereby rest my case and let you soak in the pool of semen you're drowning in. Keep white knighting and sucking dick mate, maybe at some point it'll win you a version out of other peoples pity for the caricature you are, since your knees must be damaged from all the intensive work you've done on them.

Critycal at 01:06:54 on 15/12:

People that deserve no respect don't get respected, that's the way it works cowboy. If you wanted any form of respect you shouldn't have made yourself an example of what's a terrible blood and a coward.

Hilarious that you bring up the Paramount name, besides the fact that we made a public channel called #Paramount with both Siberia and Colossal tops would have been a great hint that it's us.
The best part about it however: we played as Paramount before in the past, and you were actually blooded to us at the time.
I bet you try to erase your trash performances from your memories but I'd love to remind you of when you sold us out that version and we've been shooting you ever since. You're literally so far with your head up your arse (or Rains, for that matter, #metoo) that you don't remember who you've fucked over and who you haven't anymore.

And yes your talk would probably apply to any other family since it's pretty basic turk vocabulary but if you've paid any attention at all you could have seen that we've been gangbanged hundreds of times, and won loads of versions after getting gangbanged multiple times. We honestly can't care less, we've been used to getting gangbanged since the very beginning of our family 4 years ago. A family we don't need to hide and always played as Siberia unless we've did temporary merges (Paramount with Colossal, Montenegro with Guardians after we've both got killed by the rest of the game in v5, and funny enough, Tijuana with Aeterna).

I bet it's hard to comprehend when you're such a trash player as yourself, but at least try to remember all the times you've been a coward, seller or stabber. Maybe you'll pick up some hints why people don't like you and you're only allowed to be a submissive bitchfam every time. Honestly it's a shame you dropped Agon, cos you're just as retarded as the guy.

tao at 15:18:50 on 14/12:
u probably got raped by your judges amk.

Critycal at 15:08:33 on 14/12:
Crying? If you hear so much go ask the people I've talked to, waby and tunc, how much of it was 'crying' :')
The only person crying here seems to be you, because people get called all kinds of shit here without you caring, but once your beloved ranker gets offended because she has a cunt instead of a dick you go full white knight SJW mode and show how cucked you are by going emo here over a minor insult.

Critycal at 14:50:15 on 14/12:
cry me a river doggo :D

Anonymous at 19:58:59 on 08/08:

Text meant for T-Bag, and it will be long so others can just scroll through :P

Glad to hear that and you are welcome. :)

I have done the same to other people before, commented on their profile. I know it is not my business but I just want to help out and correct obvious mistakes. Some have gotten angry with me, others have thanked me. :D I guess I’m a little bit of a grammar nazi. More in my native tongue but also in English when I see mistakes.

I know I should send you privately ingame but I do not play anymore since I died, had to have the original text copied for me with someone else’s account.

This was harder than I thought though but a promise is a promise. No backstabbing here. :P
I have holiday from work anyway and its only raining, raining and raining. Plenty of free time to do stuff like this. :)

And, as I wrote, English is but my third language so I cannot guarantee it is 100% correct. But this is the way I would write it.

Omerta is like a game of chess
Some people are like the bishop, crossing the board, avoiding danger.
But we all know the life span of the bishop.
Some people are like the knight. They just take two steps forward and one to the side
never heading straight.
Some people are like the rook. What do they do? Just going back and forth, that’s all they know. Unfortunately, they won’t live long either.
What’s my role in the game? I don’t have a matching piece. Because I am the Grandmaster.

Your original text can be interpreted in several different ways. That’s why I have made a few different versions. I did not, however, get the flow in it as I wanted. My English skills are just not good enough.

Anyway here are the different options and my explanations. The explanations are not there because I think you are an idiot but because I find this quite fun now. I enjoy writing. I should be a writer. :D

First line:
1. Omerta is like a game of chess.
2. Omerta is like a chess game

The first option sound better in my ears, but they both mean pretty much the same thing. The second option is like the original, I just added an “a”.

Second line:
1. Some people are like the bishop. Making cross moves to pass near of danger.
2. Some people are like the bishop. Making crossings along the board, avoiding danger.
3. Some people are like the bishop. Making cross moves to avoid danger.
4. Some people are like the bishop, crossing the board, passing on the danger.
5. Some people are like the bishop, crossing the board, avoiding danger.

In English the piece is called “bishop”, not elephant (“fil”). This one is trickier. The original line can be interpreted in several different ways. I see it as if they are avoiding danger because they are afraid. Just running around here and there. Jumping from family to family avoiding wars. The first option is closest to the original text, I just changed the grammar a little. The other options mean pretty much the same thing, just different ways of saying it. I hope I got the meaning right.

Third line:
1. But we all know the life span of the bishop (in chess).
2. But we all know the bishop’s life span (in chess).

Both options mean pretty much the same thing, just different ways of saying it. You don’t need to write “in chess”. But you can if you want to. Although it sounds better, in my ears, if you don’t. I would use the same option as you use for the first line.

Fourth line:
1. Some people are like the knight. They (just) take two steps forward and one to the side
2. Some people are like the knight. They (just) take two steps forward and one to the right or left

The piece is called knight in “English”, not horse (“at”). You used the word “just” in the original text but in my opinion you can skip it. It changes the meaning a little (to leave out the word “just”) but with the next line in mind I believe it sounds better without “just”. The second option is closer to your text but the first option sounds better in my opinion. And I do know the knight doesn’t only go forward but also backwards, but to write “…two steps forward or backwards and one to…” doesn’t sounds good. No flow in that. You can however put it in there if you want.

Fifth line:
1. never standing straight.
2. never heading/going straight.

I do not fully understand what you meant by the original line, it doesn’t make much sense, which makes this one a little tricky. But perhaps the meaning was that people who play as knights never follow their path and never follow through. They change plans, take new playing styles, give up etc.? I tried to use the same words as you and this is what I came up with. I hope I understood it correctly. This line is changed quite a lot compared to the original and perhaps you don't like that at all.

Sixth line:
1a. Some people are like the rook. What do they do? Going forward and backward all the time. They do not know anything else.
2a. Some people are like the rook. What do they do? Just going back and forth, that’s all they know.

1b. Unfortunately, their life span is not so long either.
2b. Unfortunately, neither they will live long.

It is called rook in English, not castle (“kale”). These options means pretty much the same thing, just different ways of saying it. 1a is closer to the original text but I think the 2a option sounds better.

Seventh line:
1. What’s my role in the game? I am not like any piece. Because I am the Grandmaster. (because I am the one who plays (is playing) the game.)
2. What’s my role in the game? I don’t have a matching piece because I am the one who plays (is playing) the game. (Because I am the Grandmaster)

The second option is like the original text but I like the first one more. Sound more badass to be the grandmaster than just the one playing. xD You can use both “plays” and “is playing”. They don’t really mean the same thing but almost. I prefer “plays” in this case thought, sounds better in my ears.

Dang it this is a long text. But no way I’m not posting it, or deleting some of it. Spent way too much time writing it to do that. :P
I don’t know if you get anything from it, might be a total mess, but I promised I would try to correct some of the grammar and so I did. :D
And you do not have to use any of it if you don’t want. Totally up to you. :)

If I made any mistakes, feel free to correct me.

Anonymous at 18:17:34 on 08/08:
v5 summary:
siberia shoot phoenix and horde, both retire
aeterna gangbangs and stabs siberia
aeterna bloods every possible family
fams shoot each other
aeterna takes no hits
aeterna wins vers with only 1 real war
gg
wake up families ;))

Anonymous at 21:26:18 on 07/08:

I can try tomorrow. But English is not my first language, not even my second but my third. I know it quite well tho so I will do my best. xD

I hope you don't take this as some kind of personal attacks or bad criticism. I do think the text is nice and just wanted to point out that it has some mistakes (well to be honest it is quite many) in it that you shlould fix to make it even better.